who picked this stock photo.
what if harry had been sorted into slytherin though
- sarcastic bastard and no need to pretend otherwise
- learning the names of people outside your immediate circle of friends??? please
- usually overdramatic, sometimes morally grey
- sirius having to deal with the fact that his…
imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"
This is why Ravenclaws need wingmen. So instead of having a designated driver, they have a designated riddle-answerer.
My native black American friend*, also going places
i’d team up with him in the Hunger Games
this whole video is wild…
Oliver who!! Got damn that was so awesome
Put him in with Clint n’ Kate
Peenis, the most awkward couple name ever.
How to make a friend - psychopath edition: Annoy. Stalk. Feed. Incarcerate.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
remember that show about the ancient chinese cats
YOU MEAN SAGWA
WHICH FUCKING MEANS “MELON HEAD”
YES HELLO MELON HEAD HOW FUCKING WELL ARE YOU DOING U LITTLE SHIT
Actually, if you take her name literally it does mean melon head but it actually means dummy or fool, her brother’s name means winter melon, and her sister’s name means watermelon.
WHERE are they getting this stuff !!
I don’t like sports, but the Bearcats are my new favorite team.
I love how it gets more elaborate each time. These boys are thinking this through.
This is my favorite post of all time
TACO TUESDAY IS TOMORROW
reminder that this is the actual greatest youtube video of all time
little-assassin requested hannibal and i am so glad because i’ve been wanting to draw this comic for a while
and it’s because of that fucking banana post